From my pouting lips as I look un-amused at your micro penis.  A smile starting at the corners as I cannot keep the laughter back…  it pours out of My mouth! REALLY?  I howl with laughter!! What the HELL can I do with that little thing?  Is it even hard?  ROFL!!  That cannot be hard!! I […]


Sounds like a cool bands name, doesnt it?  hahahaha! It’s spring, and its the start of an amazing 6 – 8 months of outdoor play! yes I said OUTDOOR! Imagine.. on all fours, naked, lead around like a good little pet! Being on all fours while I need a footstool to get a even tan […]

Well Gents & Dolls; BackPage’s was removed, taken down or whatever stating that backpages was living off the avails of prostitution!  LOL!!  Okay!  Does this mean every website built by an escort is thereby living off the avails and should be charged?  Dudes!  WTF!!! I mean, i get that your all jealous and if it […]

Something in the way I have total control of your O that makes domination so sweet! The power it infuses into My body!  The smile on my lips, the twinkle in My eyes as I continually refuse to let you orgasm. Bringing you up that long slope with just My hands, slowly enticing you to […]

Ok fella’s!  I know your itching for a big beautiful woman to play with!  I get your fascination with huge tits and a round jiggly ass!  So my question is…  why aren’t you hitting it? Geez Louise!  Come give Mama some TLC!  I am in need of some large hands on my breasts.  Lips on […]